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2006-10-23

Original: 2006-10-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with orange hair in a pink shirt confronts a man leaning out the window of a large dark truck. A streak of blood is visible on the ground beneath the truck.
Woman: OH MY GOD! YOU RAN OVER MY DOG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Man (in truck): PREPARING.

Caption (below panel): In 2024, dog-crushing is finally recognized as an Olympic event.

Votey:
A black swoosh-like shape resembling the Nike logo, with a smear of red across the bottom.
Text (handwritten, top): Just do it.

Alt text

Main comic, single panel: An orange-haired woman in a pink shirt shouts at a man leaning out the window of a big dark truck, with a streak of blood on the ground beneath it. Woman: "OH MY GOD! YOU RAN OVER MY DOG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" The man calmly replies: "PREPARING." Caption beneath: "In 2024, dog-crushing is finally recognized as an Olympic event." Votey: A drawing of the black Nike swoosh logo with the handwritten slogan "Just do it." above it and a smear of red blood streaked along the bottom of the swoosh.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.