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2006-10-20

Original: 2006-10-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with orange/red hair, wearing a blue shirt, stands behind a man with brown hair in a green shirt. She is laughing and waving.
Woman (speech bubble): HEY ASSHOLE!
The man scrunches his face in irritation/disgust.

Caption (below the panel):
There are two things I hate most in the world:
1) My parents.
2) Being called by my first name.

Votey:
A loose hand-drawn sketch of the man's face, looking annoyed/grimacing.
Text (handwritten, above the face): I prefer my middle name, Pantshitter.

Alt text

A man with brown hair in a green shirt scowls with his eyes squeezed shut and teeth bared in irritation. Behind him, a laughing woman with orange hair in a blue shirt waves and shouts in a speech bubble, "HEY ASSHOLE!" Below the panel a caption reads: "There are two things I hate most in the world: 1) My parents. 2) Being called by my first name." The joke: his first name is "Asshole." In the votey aftercomic, a loose hand-drawn sketch of the man's grimacing face is captioned in handwriting, "I prefer my middle name, Pantshitter."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.