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2006-10-10

Original: 2006-10-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A green-skinned, large-eyed alien wearing a red Santa hat and a red elf-like outfit stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree with presents beneath it. The alien raises one hand. A man with reddish-brown hair, seen from behind/side, watches with a wide smile.
Alien: "HAVE A [text in an unreadable alien/Tamil-like script] CHRISTMAS!"

Caption below the panel:
"Prior to this moment, I hadn't believed in Santa Claus, Aliens, or frequent LSD use."

Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking weary or strung-out, with a speech bubble.
Man: "More of a shrooms lad, m'self."

Alt text

Main comic: A green alien with big black eyes, wearing a red Santa hat and red outfit, stands raising a hand in front of a decorated Christmas tree with gifts underneath. A smiling reddish-haired man watches. The alien says, "HAVE A [unreadable alien script] CHRISTMAS!" A caption reads: "Prior to this moment, I hadn't believed in Santa Claus, Aliens, or frequent LSD use." The joke implies the narrator is hallucinating the alien-Santa.

Votey: A close-up of a weary, strung-out-looking man's face. He says, "More of a shrooms lad, m'self," correcting that his drug of choice is mushrooms rather than LSD.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.