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2006-10-14

Original: 2006-10-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

Large yellow caption at top (the burning figure shouting): FIIIRE! FIIIIRE!

A blond man (speech bubble): WOW! THAT'S AN AMAZING POWER!

A dark-haired man in a red-and-blue costume (speech bubble): YOU THINK HE CAN THROW FIREBALLS?!

A dark-haired woman in a strapless top with a stylized emblem (speech bubble): I BET SO! AND LOOK HOW FAST HE RUNS!

The three heroes stand with their backs to us, admiring a person who is engulfed in flames.

Caption below the panel: The Superfriends were even more impressed when Todd metamorphosed into a pile of bones and ash.

Votey:

A man's face in profile (speech bubble): His voice was super loud.

Alt text

A parody superhero comic. In the main panel, three heroes resembling the Super Friends stand with their backs to the viewer, looking up at a man who is completely engulfed in orange flames and screaming "FIIIRE! FIIIIRE!" in big yellow letters. Mistaking his agony for superpowers, a blond man says, "Wow! That's an amazing power!"; a dark-haired man in a red-and-blue costume asks, "You think he can throw fireballs?!"; and a dark-haired woman replies, "I bet so! And look how fast he runs!" The caption beneath reads: "The Superfriends were even more impressed when Todd metamorphosed into a pile of bones and ash" — meaning the burning man is actually dying, not displaying powers. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of a man's face in profile deadpans, "His voice was super loud."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.