2006-10-08
Original: 2006-10-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (named Charles, per the woman's dialogue) faces a smiling woman with orange hair tied back, standing among dark trees.
Man: HEY HONEY! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU!
Woman: DID YOU CLONE YOURSELF SO THAT I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY FANTASY OF HAVING TWO MEN AT ONCE WITHOUT CHEATING ON YOU?! OH CHARLES! AT LAST I CAN FEEL SATISFACTION!
Caption (below panel): Quietly, I repocketed the Seaworld tickets.
Votey:
A close-up of the man (Charles) looking dismayed and crestfallen.
Charles: I thought you shared my Orca fetish.
A man with brown hair (named Charles, per the woman's dialogue) faces a smiling woman with orange hair tied back, standing among dark trees.
Man: HEY HONEY! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU!
Woman: DID YOU CLONE YOURSELF SO THAT I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY FANTASY OF HAVING TWO MEN AT ONCE WITHOUT CHEATING ON YOU?! OH CHARLES! AT LAST I CAN FEEL SATISFACTION!
Caption (below panel): Quietly, I repocketed the Seaworld tickets.
Votey:
A close-up of the man (Charles) looking dismayed and crestfallen.
Charles: I thought you shared my Orca fetish.
Alt text
A man with brown hair stands among dark trees facing his cheerful orange-haired wife. He says, "Hey honey! Happy anniversary! Guess what I got you!" She gushes back, "Did you clone yourself so that I can finally fulfill my fantasy of having two men at once without cheating on you?! Oh Charles! At last I can feel satisfaction!" The caption below, narrated by the man, reads: "Quietly, I repocketed the Seaworld tickets." Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn close-up of the man (Charles) looking dismayed, saying, "I thought you shared my Orca fetish." The joke: his actual gift was Seaworld/orca tickets, not a clone, and her assumption deflates him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.