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2006-10-09

Original: 2006-10-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Woman with brown hair, red shirt: I had a premonition about you last night.
Man with blond hair, blue shirt: What was I doing?
Woman: Being an asshole!
Man: Oh f**k you.
Woman (pointing at him, grinning): Bam! I'm psychic!

Votey:
Close-up of the blond man, looking stunned/wide-eyed.
Man: My god

Alt text

A woman with brown hair in a red shirt tells a blond man in a blue shirt, "I had a premonition about you last night." He asks, "What was I doing?" She replies, "Being an asshole!" He snaps back, "Oh f**k you." Pointing at him with a triumphant grin, she crows, "Bam! I'm psychic!" — her prediction that he'd be an asshole has just come true. Votey: a close-up of the blond man, wide-eyed and stunned, whispering, "My god," as the realization lands.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.