2006-08-08
Original: 2006-08-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Magician (in top hat and tuxedo, with a curled mustache): AND VOILA! SIR, ARE YOU MISSING ANYTHING?
A man with brown hair in a green shirt, seen from behind, faces the magician.
Man: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET! OR MY KEYS!
Caption (below the panel): Smiling broadly, the magician reached into his hat, and retrieved Sam's retinas.
Votey:
The magician's grinning face fills the frame.
Magician: Now everything I do is magic too you!
Magician (in top hat and tuxedo, with a curled mustache): AND VOILA! SIR, ARE YOU MISSING ANYTHING?
A man with brown hair in a green shirt, seen from behind, faces the magician.
Man: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET! OR MY KEYS!
Caption (below the panel): Smiling broadly, the magician reached into his hat, and retrieved Sam's retinas.
Votey:
The magician's grinning face fills the frame.
Magician: Now everything I do is magic too you!
Alt text
A magician in a top hat, tuxedo, and curled mustache spreads his arms toward a brown-haired man in a green shirt (seen from behind) on a stage with red curtains. Magician: "And voila! Sir, are you missing anything?" The man: "Oh my god! I can't find my wallet! Or my keys!" A caption below reads: "Smiling broadly, the magician reached into his hat, and retrieved Sam's retinas." Votey: a close-up of the magician's grinning face as he says, "Now everything I do is magic too you!" (a pun on "too/to you" implying the now-blinded man will perceive everything as magic).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.