2006-08-05
Original: 2006-08-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Judge (a woman with curly hair, seated at the bench): IN THE CUSTODY MATTER OF ROBERTS vs. ROBERTS, THIS COURT SEES FIT TO AWARD CUSTODY TO...
Judge: MR. ANDREWS
A woman with blonde hair (reacting in the foreground): WHAT?
A man with orange hair (grinning, seated): YES!
Caption below panel: I have a fantastic attorney.
Votey:
A woman (the judge, smiling): And I award him... my heart.
Judge (a woman with curly hair, seated at the bench): IN THE CUSTODY MATTER OF ROBERTS vs. ROBERTS, THIS COURT SEES FIT TO AWARD CUSTODY TO...
Judge: MR. ANDREWS
A woman with blonde hair (reacting in the foreground): WHAT?
A man with orange hair (grinning, seated): YES!
Caption below panel: I have a fantastic attorney.
Votey:
A woman (the judge, smiling): And I award him... my heart.
Alt text
A single-panel courtroom comic. A curly-haired judge at the bench declares, 'In the custody matter of Roberts vs. Roberts, this court sees fit to award custody to... Mr. Andrews.' A blonde woman in the foreground exclaims 'What?' in shock, while a grinning man with orange hair (Mr. Andrews) throws his head back and shouts 'Yes!' A caption beneath the panel reads, 'I have a fantastic attorney.' The joke: the lawyer won custody for himself rather than for his client. Votey (aftercomic): a smiling close-up of the judge adding in a speech bubble, 'And I award him... my heart,' revealing she has fallen for him too.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.