2006-08-11
Original: 2006-08-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A close-up of a woman with red/orange hair against a blue background. The words "DON'T LOOK HERE" are tattooed (or written) across her forehead.
Text on forehead: DON'T LOOK HERE
Caption (below panel): I opted for a more economical rhinoplasty.
Votey:
A rough line-drawing of a balding, smiling man's face. The words "Don't look here" are written on his forehead.
Text on forehead: Don't look here
Man (speech bubble): I've gotta be someone's fetish!
A close-up of a woman with red/orange hair against a blue background. The words "DON'T LOOK HERE" are tattooed (or written) across her forehead.
Text on forehead: DON'T LOOK HERE
Caption (below panel): I opted for a more economical rhinoplasty.
Votey:
A rough line-drawing of a balding, smiling man's face. The words "Don't look here" are written on his forehead.
Text on forehead: Don't look here
Man (speech bubble): I've gotta be someone's fetish!
Alt text
A close-up of a red-haired woman against a blue background. Across her forehead, the words "DON'T LOOK HERE" are written like a tattoo, drawing the eye to whatever flaw it's meant to hide. Caption: "I opted for a more economical rhinoplasty." The joke: instead of paying for a nose job, she just labeled her forehead to distract from her nose. Votey: a crude sketch of a grinning, balding man with "Don't look here" on his forehead, declaring in a speech bubble, "I've gotta be someone's fetish!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.