2006-08-07
Original: 2006-08-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS! ADVANCED DATING TIPS
EPISODE 1: SAYING THINGS WITHOUT USING WORDS
Main panel:
[A woman with brown hair, seen from behind, faces a man across a table in a room. The man stands with his hands raised, mouth wide open, shouting.]
Man: BLEEG! BWUHHH! BLARGH!
Votey:
[Close-up of a smiling man's face. A speech bubble points to him.]
Man: SMEEBEC.
EPISODE 1: SAYING THINGS WITHOUT USING WORDS
Main panel:
[A woman with brown hair, seen from behind, faces a man across a table in a room. The man stands with his hands raised, mouth wide open, shouting.]
Man: BLEEG! BWUHHH! BLARGH!
Votey:
[Close-up of a smiling man's face. A speech bubble points to him.]
Man: SMEEBEC.
Alt text
A two-part SMBC comic. A yellow title banner reads "SMBC PRESENTS! ADVANCED DATING TIPS, EPISODE 1: SAYING THINGS WITHOUT USING WORDS," decorated with hearts. In the main panel, a brown-haired woman seen from behind faces a man across a table. The man stands with his hands raised and mouth wide open, yelling gibberish: "BLEEG! BWUHHH! BLARGH!" — the joke being that, despite the episode title, he is failing to say anything without using words and instead spouting nonsense syllables. Votey: a close-up of a smiling man's face with a speech bubble that simply says "SMEEBEC.", more confident nonsense.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.