2006-08-01
Original: 2006-08-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with orange hair, wearing a red shirt and purple pants, stands on a beach holding a golden lamp that he is rubbing. A genie with green skin, a gray turban, and a long purple wisp of smoke for a lower body rises from the lamp.
Man: "I WISH THE SALAD WOULD DOG INTO THE CAT MY DISAPPEARING FACE-TOOTH!"
Caption (below panel): Of course, what Jeff should have wished for was a cure for schizophrenia.
Votey:
A hand-drawn sketch of the genie's face. The genie says (in a speech bubble): "I'll make you a puppy"
A small dog at the bottom left replies: "Yay!"
A young man with orange hair, wearing a red shirt and purple pants, stands on a beach holding a golden lamp that he is rubbing. A genie with green skin, a gray turban, and a long purple wisp of smoke for a lower body rises from the lamp.
Man: "I WISH THE SALAD WOULD DOG INTO THE CAT MY DISAPPEARING FACE-TOOTH!"
Caption (below panel): Of course, what Jeff should have wished for was a cure for schizophrenia.
Votey:
A hand-drawn sketch of the genie's face. The genie says (in a speech bubble): "I'll make you a puppy"
A small dog at the bottom left replies: "Yay!"
Alt text
A young man with orange hair in a red shirt stands on a beach rubbing a golden genie lamp. A green-skinned genie with a gray turban and a purple smoke tail emerges from it. The man, garbling his words nonsensically, says: "I wish the salad would dog into the cat my disappearing face-tooth!" The caption below reads: "Of course, what Jeff should have wished for was a cure for schizophrenia." Votey (aftercomic): a rough sketch of the genie saying "I'll make you a puppy," while a small dog below cheers "Yay!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.