2006-05-20
Original: 2006-05-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
Son (with orange flame-like hair, red shirt): "DAD! I GOT TWO GIRLS PREGNANT!"
Dad (purple shirt, seated in front of a TV/monitor, not turning fully around): "WOHOHO! I BET THEY ARE PIH-ISSED!"
Caption beneath the panel: Dad then went back to his video games.
Votey:
A man (sketched in loose black-and-white line art) with a vaguely troubled expression: "It's a shame you don't get points for parenting."
Son (with orange flame-like hair, red shirt): "DAD! I GOT TWO GIRLS PREGNANT!"
Dad (purple shirt, seated in front of a TV/monitor, not turning fully around): "WOHOHO! I BET THEY ARE PIH-ISSED!"
Caption beneath the panel: Dad then went back to his video games.
Votey:
A man (sketched in loose black-and-white line art) with a vaguely troubled expression: "It's a shame you don't get points for parenting."
Alt text
A single-panel color comic. A young man with bright orange, flame-like hair and a red shirt bursts in and shouts to his father, "DAD! I GOT TWO GIRLS PREGNANT!" The dad, wearing a purple shirt and seated in a chair facing a TV/monitor, barely turns his head and laughs, "WOHOHO! I BET THEY ARE PIH-ISSED!" A caption below reads: "Dad then went back to his video games," the joke being that the dad is so absorbed in gaming he treats the bombshell news as a casual punchline. Votey (a loose black-and-white sketch aftercomic): a man with a slightly troubled face muses, "It's a shame you don't get points for parenting."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.