2006-05-19
Original: 2006-05-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blonde woman with an intense, slightly unhinged grin stands behind a red-haired boy in a green shirt, looming over him. She is cradling several dachshunds (weiner dogs) in her arms. The boy grips a large wooden spoon or paddle and stirs the contents of a wooden bucket/barrel, looking strained and unhappy.
Woman (shouting): BECAUSE THOSE WEINER DOGS AREN'T GOING TO BREAD THEMSELVES! NOW, KEEP STIRRING!
One of the dachshunds: BARK!
Caption (below panel): Mom is having a little trouble adjusting to single life.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of a serene, contented face with closed eyes (apparently the boy).
Speech bubble: It may seem odd now, but you're building character
A blonde woman with an intense, slightly unhinged grin stands behind a red-haired boy in a green shirt, looming over him. She is cradling several dachshunds (weiner dogs) in her arms. The boy grips a large wooden spoon or paddle and stirs the contents of a wooden bucket/barrel, looking strained and unhappy.
Woman (shouting): BECAUSE THOSE WEINER DOGS AREN'T GOING TO BREAD THEMSELVES! NOW, KEEP STIRRING!
One of the dachshunds: BARK!
Caption (below panel): Mom is having a little trouble adjusting to single life.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of a serene, contented face with closed eyes (apparently the boy).
Speech bubble: It may seem odd now, but you're building character
Alt text
A cartoon panel: a wild-eyed, grinning blonde woman looms behind a red-haired boy in a green shirt, her arms full of dachshunds (weiner dogs). The boy grimaces as he stirs a wooden bucket with a large spoon. She yells, 'BECAUSE THOSE WEINER DOGS AREN'T GOING TO BREAD THEMSELVES! NOW, KEEP STIRRING!' One dog says 'BARK!' The caption reads, 'Mom is having a little trouble adjusting to single life.' The votey aftercomic shows a loose hand-drawn close-up of a calm, closed-eyed face with a speech bubble: 'It may seem odd now, but you're building character.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.