2006-05-22
Original: 2006-05-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
A woman with red hair, in a green shirt and dark skirt, stands with one hand on her hip in front of a full-length mirror in a bedroom. A man with brown hair and glasses sits in the foreground, his back partly to the viewer.
Woman: "DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
Man: "NO, YOUR HUGE ASS DOES."
Caption (below panel): "Oh... oh, I'm sorry. You were asking your husband that question, weren't you..."
Votey:
A different man with glasses (the speaker of the rude line) leans forward, looking awkward.
Man: "AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING OUR STORE."
A woman with red hair, in a green shirt and dark skirt, stands with one hand on her hip in front of a full-length mirror in a bedroom. A man with brown hair and glasses sits in the foreground, his back partly to the viewer.
Woman: "DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
Man: "NO, YOUR HUGE ASS DOES."
Caption (below panel): "Oh... oh, I'm sorry. You were asking your husband that question, weren't you..."
Votey:
A different man with glasses (the speaker of the rude line) leans forward, looking awkward.
Man: "AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING OUR STORE."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A red-haired woman in a green shirt stands with a hand on her hip before a full-length mirror in a bedroom, asking, "Do these pants make me look fat?" A bespectacled man seated in the foreground answers, "No, your huge ass does." A caption below reads: "Oh... oh, I'm sorry. You were asking your husband that question, weren't you..." — revealing the blunt man was a stranger, not her husband. Votey: a hand-drawn panel shows the same awkward bespectacled man leaning forward and adding, "And thank you for patronizing our store," implying he's a store clerk who just insulted a customer.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.