2006-05-09
Original: 2006-05-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man stands in the center, head tilted back, mouth wide open in a maniacal laugh, firing a machine gun from his hip. Above him, in huge jagged letters, is his laughter.
Man (laughing): HAHAHAHAHA
Gun sound effect: RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT
Two other men, foreground left and right, are caught in the gunfire, blood spraying from their bodies as they shout in pain.
Caption (below panel): Finally the tunnel out of jail could be built in peace.
Votey:
A smiling man (the gunman, now calm) faces the viewer.
Man: Now that everyone is dead, I can finally focus on what matters.
A man stands in the center, head tilted back, mouth wide open in a maniacal laugh, firing a machine gun from his hip. Above him, in huge jagged letters, is his laughter.
Man (laughing): HAHAHAHAHA
Gun sound effect: RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT
Two other men, foreground left and right, are caught in the gunfire, blood spraying from their bodies as they shout in pain.
Caption (below panel): Finally the tunnel out of jail could be built in peace.
Votey:
A smiling man (the gunman, now calm) faces the viewer.
Man: Now that everyone is dead, I can finally focus on what matters.
Alt text
A frenzied man stands at the center of a prison-yard scene, head thrown back and mouth gaping in a wild laugh spelled out in giant jagged letters: "HAHAHAHAHA." He fires a machine gun from his hip, the muzzle blast lettered "RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT." Two other men in the foreground are riddled with bullets, blood spraying as they scream. A caption below reads: "Finally the tunnel out of jail could be built in peace." The joke: he murdered everyone not to escape by force but so he could dig his escape tunnel undisturbed. Votey: the same man, now calm and smiling, says, "Now that everyone is dead, I can finally focus on what matters."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.