2006-05-08
Original: 2006-05-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A close-up of two people facing each other, smiling.
Man with brown hair (speech bubble): MONEY!
Man with blond hair (speech bubble): SEX!
Caption below the panel: We decided to keep our marriage vows succinct.
Votey:
Handwritten note: Perfect wedding vows:
I promise sex, love, financial stability, and an entire pie.
Man with brown hair (speech bubble): MONEY!
Man with blond hair (speech bubble): SEX!
Caption below the panel: We decided to keep our marriage vows succinct.
Votey:
Handwritten note: Perfect wedding vows:
I promise sex, love, financial stability, and an entire pie.
Alt text
A tight close-up of two smiling people facing each other against a dark red background. The brown-haired person on the left says "MONEY!" and the blond person on the right says "SEX!" in single-word speech bubbles. Caption below: "We decided to keep our marriage vows succinct." Votey: a handwritten note reading "Perfect wedding vows: I promise sex, love, financial stability, and an entire pie."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.