2006-05-05
Original: 2006-05-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly woman with brown hair, seen in profile, holds and reads a brochure. The brochure lists:
Brochure: -TENNIS!
Brochure: -WAITING TO DIE!
Brochure: -MACRAME!
Behind her, a dark figure sits hunched in a chair near a window.
Caption (below panel): The nursing home had an excellent brochure.
Votey:
More text rendered in the same hand-lettered brochure style:
Text: And DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!
Below the text are a few loose, scattered pills/capsules drawn in outline.
An elderly woman with brown hair, seen in profile, holds and reads a brochure. The brochure lists:
Brochure: -TENNIS!
Brochure: -WAITING TO DIE!
Brochure: -MACRAME!
Behind her, a dark figure sits hunched in a chair near a window.
Caption (below panel): The nursing home had an excellent brochure.
Votey:
More text rendered in the same hand-lettered brochure style:
Text: And DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!
Below the text are a few loose, scattered pills/capsules drawn in outline.
Alt text
An elderly brown-haired woman, shown in profile, reads a brochure. The brochure lists activities in hand-lettered text: "TENNIS!", "WAITING TO DIE!", and "MACRAME!" Behind her a dark, hunched figure sits in a chair by a window. The caption reads: "The nursing home had an excellent brochure." Votey: more brochure-style lettering continues the list, reading "And DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!" with a few loose pills drawn beneath the words.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.