2006-05-06
Original: 2006-05-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A fist knocks on a door.
Sound: "KNOCK KNOCK!"
Panel 2: A blonde woman in a green apron opens the door.
Woman: "YES?"
Panel 3: A man with light brown hair (the woman partly visible at left).
Man: "WOW... HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY..."
Panel 4: The man grins, pointing both index fingers upward.
Man: "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR HUSBAND AND A CORPSE?"
Panel 5: The woman looks distraught.
Woman: "OH MY GOD... JON..."
Panel 6: The man, against a bright yellow background, hands her a paper while smiling.
Man: "THE CORPSE ISN'T DIVORCING YOU!"
Paper (upside down): "YOU GOT SERVED?"
Votey:
A simple line-drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: "Please give me five stars at divorcer.com"
Sound: "KNOCK KNOCK!"
Panel 2: A blonde woman in a green apron opens the door.
Woman: "YES?"
Panel 3: A man with light brown hair (the woman partly visible at left).
Man: "WOW... HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY..."
Panel 4: The man grins, pointing both index fingers upward.
Man: "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR HUSBAND AND A CORPSE?"
Panel 5: The woman looks distraught.
Woman: "OH MY GOD... JON..."
Panel 6: The man, against a bright yellow background, hands her a paper while smiling.
Man: "THE CORPSE ISN'T DIVORCING YOU!"
Paper (upside down): "YOU GOT SERVED?"
Votey:
A simple line-drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: "Please give me five stars at divorcer.com"
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a fist knocks on a door ("KNOCK KNOCK!"). Panel 2: a blonde woman in a green apron answers, asking "YES?". Panel 3: a smiling brown-haired man says "WOW... HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY...". Panel 4: he points both fingers up and asks, joke-style, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR HUSBAND AND A CORPSE?". Panel 5: the woman, dismayed, says "OH MY GOD... JON...". Panel 6: against a bright yellow burst, the man delivers the punchline "THE CORPSE ISN'T DIVORCING YOU!" while handing her divorce papers reading "YOU GOT SERVED?" The joke: he's a process server delivering divorce papers as if it's a stand-up comedy bit. Votey aftercomic: a crude line-drawn smiling face says "Please give me five stars at divorcer.com," framing the divorce-serving as a gig-economy service soliciting reviews.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.