2006-05-15
Original: 2006-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel, set in a dimly lit space.
Gang member (a man with a green bandana and goatee, handing over a handgun): "Alright, here's your gun. If you want in our gang, you gotta kill some-"
New recruit (a blond man in a white tank top, fumbling with the gun): :click: :click: :click:
New recruit: "Safety's on, huh?"
New recruit: "Yeah. Yeah. The safety's on."
New recruit: :click:
New recruit: "Yeah. Definitely on."
New recruit: :click:
Votey:
Handwritten caption: "Zach's notion of gang members was formed entirely by 1980s action movies."
Gang member (a man with a green bandana and goatee, handing over a handgun): "Alright, here's your gun. If you want in our gang, you gotta kill some-"
New recruit (a blond man in a white tank top, fumbling with the gun): :click: :click: :click:
New recruit: "Safety's on, huh?"
New recruit: "Yeah. Yeah. The safety's on."
New recruit: :click:
New recruit: "Yeah. Definitely on."
New recruit: :click:
Votey:
Handwritten caption: "Zach's notion of gang members was formed entirely by 1980s action movies."
Alt text
A single-panel comic in a dim setting. A man with a green bandana and goatee hands a handgun to a blond man in a white tank top, saying, "Alright, here's your gun. If you want in our gang, you gotta kill some-" He's cut off because the recruit immediately starts fumbling with the gun, repeatedly clicking the trigger and muttering to himself: "Safety's on, huh? Yeah. Yeah. The safety's on. Yeah. Definitely on." The joke is that the recruit nervously fixates on the safety catch instead of listening to the initiation instructions. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten caption on a plain background reads, "Zach's notion of gang members was formed entirely by 1980s action movies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.