2006-03-11
Original: 2006-03-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly couple stands at the railing of a boat at night, under a starry sky with a crescent moon. The man wears a navy captain's uniform and hat and tips his cap; the woman wears a pink top and holds a glass of wine.
Woman (Gwen): JOSEPH, DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER SETTLE DOWN?
Man (Joseph): OH GWEN. YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE ONE TRUE MISTRESS — MY STABLE OF SLUTS.
Caption below panel: Specifically, Joseph was referring to stable 4.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the captain's grumpy face wearing his cap.
Joseph: Used to be into The Sea, but she got clingy.
An elderly couple stands at the railing of a boat at night, under a starry sky with a crescent moon. The man wears a navy captain's uniform and hat and tips his cap; the woman wears a pink top and holds a glass of wine.
Woman (Gwen): JOSEPH, DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER SETTLE DOWN?
Man (Joseph): OH GWEN. YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE ONE TRUE MISTRESS — MY STABLE OF SLUTS.
Caption below panel: Specifically, Joseph was referring to stable 4.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the captain's grumpy face wearing his cap.
Joseph: Used to be into The Sea, but she got clingy.
Alt text
An elderly couple stands at the railing of a boat at night beneath a starry sky and crescent moon. The man wears a navy captain's uniform and tips his cap; the woman in pink holds a glass of wine. She asks, 'Joseph, do you think you'll ever settle down?' He replies, 'Oh Gwen. You know I only have one true mistress — my stable of sluts.' A caption clarifies the seemingly scandalous line: 'Specifically, Joseph was referring to stable 4.' Votey: a close-up of the captain's grumpy face. He says, 'Used to be into The Sea, but she got clingy,' anthropomorphizing the ocean as a needy ex.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.