2006-03-12
Original: 2006-03-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A hooded, red-robed figure with green clawed hands appears on a television/monitor screen, framed within a dark room.
Figure (from the screen): "HAHAHAHAHAH! WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 13 HOURS THE WALLS WILL SLOWLY CLOSE IN UNTIL YOU ARE CRUSHED TO- HEY! STOP IT! THAT DOOR'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED! HEY! COME ON! STOP IT! PLEASE?!"
A red-haired young man watches calmly from the lower right, unbothered.
Votey:
A wide, dark, monstrous mouth/maw with jagged teeth.
Monster: "Guess its another night browsing 4chan."
A hooded, red-robed figure with green clawed hands appears on a television/monitor screen, framed within a dark room.
Figure (from the screen): "HAHAHAHAHAH! WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 13 HOURS THE WALLS WILL SLOWLY CLOSE IN UNTIL YOU ARE CRUSHED TO- HEY! STOP IT! THAT DOOR'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED! HEY! COME ON! STOP IT! PLEASE?!"
A red-haired young man watches calmly from the lower right, unbothered.
Votey:
A wide, dark, monstrous mouth/maw with jagged teeth.
Monster: "Guess its another night browsing 4chan."
Alt text
A menacing hooded red-robed figure with green clawed hands appears on a TV screen in a dark room, delivering a horror-movie threat: it cackles and announces that over the next 13 hours the walls will slowly close in until the viewer is crushed - but then breaks off mid-threat, panicking: 'HEY! STOP IT! THAT DOOR'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED! HEY! COME ON! STOP IT! PLEASE?!' A calm, unimpressed red-haired young man watches from the corner, clearly having interrupted the monster's setup. In the votey aftercomic, a large dark monstrous maw full of jagged teeth resignedly says, 'Guess its another night browsing 4chan,' implying the would-be nightmare-monster, foiled, just goes back to lurking online.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.