2006-03-14
Original: 2006-03-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A father and his young son sit together outside at night in a snowy forest, the father's arm around the boy, who wears a purple and white pom-pom hat.
Father: "Son, women are like fine wine."
Caption (below panel): This advice would have been less worrisome if dad hadn't spent the last 17 hours smashing Pinot Grigio with a sledgehammer yelling "This is what you get! This is what you get!"
Votey:
A close-up of the son's face.
Son: "Dad, you need a cheaper form of depression."
A father and his young son sit together outside at night in a snowy forest, the father's arm around the boy, who wears a purple and white pom-pom hat.
Father: "Son, women are like fine wine."
Caption (below panel): This advice would have been less worrisome if dad hadn't spent the last 17 hours smashing Pinot Grigio with a sledgehammer yelling "This is what you get! This is what you get!"
Votey:
A close-up of the son's face.
Son: "Dad, you need a cheaper form of depression."
Alt text
A father, arm around his young son (in a purple pom-pom hat), sits in a snowy nighttime forest and says, "Son, women are like fine wine." The caption below reads: This advice would have been less worrisome if dad hadn't spent the last 17 hours smashing Pinot Grigio with a sledgehammer yelling "This is what you get! This is what you get!" Votey: a close-up of the boy's deadpan face as he replies, "Dad, you need a cheaper form of depression."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.