2006-03-07
Original: 2006-03-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red clothing and brown hair, seen from behind, stands before a robed, gray-haired figure (St. Peter / a gatekeeper) at a podium up in the clouds.
Man (red clothing): WOW, REALLY? HEAVEN? AFTER ALL THOSE TEENS I SLASHED?
Podium figure: WHAT? OH RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE STILL USING THAT MISTRANSLATED TEN COMMANDMENTS. HERE.
Bottom (handwritten on a scroll/paper handed over):
5 HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER... BY SLASHIN' MORE TEENS!
Votey:
A handwritten note with an arrow pointing up to the comic above.
Fact:
"Heaven" is the anus of giant albino elephant.
A man with red clothing and brown hair, seen from behind, stands before a robed, gray-haired figure (St. Peter / a gatekeeper) at a podium up in the clouds.
Man (red clothing): WOW, REALLY? HEAVEN? AFTER ALL THOSE TEENS I SLASHED?
Podium figure: WHAT? OH RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE STILL USING THAT MISTRANSLATED TEN COMMANDMENTS. HERE.
Bottom (handwritten on a scroll/paper handed over):
5 HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER... BY SLASHIN' MORE TEENS!
Votey:
A handwritten note with an arrow pointing up to the comic above.
Fact:
"Heaven" is the anus of giant albino elephant.
Alt text
A man in red, viewed from behind, stands in the clouds before a robed gray-haired gatekeeper at a podium (a St. Peter / heaven's-gate figure). The man says, 'Wow, really? Heaven? After all those teens I slashed?' The gatekeeper replies, 'What? Oh right, you guys are still using that mistranslated Ten Commandments. Here.' Across the bottom, a handwritten scroll reads the 'correct' commandment: '5. Honor thy father and mother... by slashin' more teens!' The joke: a slasher killer is admitted to heaven because the real fifth commandment supposedly endorses slashing teens. Votey: a separate handwritten note with an arrow pointing back up to the comic, reading 'Fact: "Heaven" is the anus of giant albino elephant.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.