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2006-02-07

Original: 2006-02-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (shirtless, brown hair, arms crossed, in a garden landscape with a waterfall): SURE THING, GOD! I'D LOVE TO HAVE A WIFE TO- HEYYYYY, WAIT A MINUTE-

Panel 2:
The man reclines, touching his chin thoughtfully, a large moon/sun in the background.
Man: WHICH RIB?

Votey:
A woman's face, looking annoyed.
Woman: STAY AWAY FROM MY LADY-RIB!

Alt text

A two-panel comic riffing on the biblical creation of Eve from Adam's rib. Panel 1: a shirtless brown-haired man with crossed arms stands in a lush garden with a waterfall, cheerfully replying to an unseen God: "Sure thing, God! I'd love to have a wife to- heyyyyy, wait a minute-" as he realizes the catch. Panel 2: the man reclines, hand on his chin in suspicious thought beneath a big moon, asking "Which rib?" Votey: a close-up of an annoyed woman's face snapping, "Stay away from my lady-rib!" The joke: the future Eve is already territorial about which of Adam's ribs gets used to make her.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.