2006-02-04
Original: 2006-02-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel (split by a jagged yellow lightning-bolt divider showing both ends of a phone call):
Left side — a man with light-brown hair in a green polo shirt speaks into a cordless phone:
Man: "HEY SUZANNE... IT'S... UH... NOT YOUR HUSBAND."
Right side — a woman with red hair in a pink top speaks into a phone, smiling, while in the background through a doorway a small figure of a man in a green shirt is also on the phone:
Woman (Suzanne): "NOT MY HUSBAND? THAT SOUNDS HOT."
Caption below the comic:
"I miss my first wife - the smart one who cheated on me"
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of a person's face speaking, hand near their chin:
"Could you talk in a lower octave? You sound like my husband."
Left side — a man with light-brown hair in a green polo shirt speaks into a cordless phone:
Man: "HEY SUZANNE... IT'S... UH... NOT YOUR HUSBAND."
Right side — a woman with red hair in a pink top speaks into a phone, smiling, while in the background through a doorway a small figure of a man in a green shirt is also on the phone:
Woman (Suzanne): "NOT MY HUSBAND? THAT SOUNDS HOT."
Caption below the comic:
"I miss my first wife - the smart one who cheated on me"
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of a person's face speaking, hand near their chin:
"Could you talk in a lower octave? You sound like my husband."
Alt text
A two-sided phone-call comic split by a jagged yellow lightning bolt. On the left, a light-brown-haired man in a green polo holds a cordless phone and says, nervously, 'HEY SUZANNE... IT'S... UH... NOT YOUR HUSBAND.' On the right, a red-haired woman in a pink top smiles into her phone and replies 'NOT MY HUSBAND? THAT SOUNDS HOT.' — taking the disclaimer as a seductive come-on rather than an awkward fumble. In the background of her side, a tiny figure of a man in green stands in a doorway, also on a phone. A caption underneath reads: 'I miss my first wife - the smart one who cheated on me.' Votey (aftercomic): a simple black-and-white line sketch of a face speaking, saying 'Could you talk in a lower octave? You sound like my husband.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.