2006-02-06
Original: 2006-02-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (speaking, back to viewer): I'm gonna recommend a lift, plus 30 ccs saline for the left breast, and at LEAST 45 ccs for the right breast.
Blonde woman: Okay...
Caption (below panel): I'm thinking it's time I started patronizing a different Foot Locker.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face with a sly, sleepy expression.
Man: We really go the extra mile
Man (speaking, back to viewer): I'm gonna recommend a lift, plus 30 ccs saline for the left breast, and at LEAST 45 ccs for the right breast.
Blonde woman: Okay...
Caption (below panel): I'm thinking it's time I started patronizing a different Foot Locker.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face with a sly, sleepy expression.
Man: We really go the extra mile
Alt text
A man with short brown hair, seen from behind, speaks to a blonde woman in a pink top. He says, 'I'm gonna recommend a lift, plus 30 ccs saline for the left breast, and at LEAST 45 ccs for the right breast.' The woman, looking uncertain, replies, 'Okay...' A caption below reads: 'I'm thinking it's time I started patronizing a different Foot Locker' — revealing the clinical-sounding pitch was actually a shoe-store employee's bizarre upselling. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of a man's smug, half-lidded face saying, 'We really go the extra mile.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.