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2005-11-27

Original: 2005-11-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with red hair in a pink shirt sits opening a wrapped gift box. A man in a blue shirt stands behind her, nervously clasping his hands.
Man: "Now honey, before you open it, remember that it's the thought that counts."

Below the panel: an opened cardboard box with a label on its front reading "HATRED!"

Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the opened box. A small dot inside is labeled with an arrow: "And chocolate!"

Alt text

An SMBC comic. In the main panel, a smiling red-haired woman in a pink shirt sits unwrapping a present while a man in a blue shirt stands behind her, hands clasped nervously, saying, "Now honey, before you open it, remember that it's the thought that counts." Below the panel sits an opened cardboard box labeled "HATRED!" implying that is the gift inside. In the votey aftercomic, a simple line drawing shows a close-up of the open box; a tiny dot inside is marked with an arrow reading "And chocolate!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.