2005-11-29
Original: 2005-11-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (a man seen from behind, with glasses): "Thank you for the interview, Mr. Johnson, but you aren't really what we're looking for."
Job applicant (a man with orange hair in a yellow shirt): "That's alright. Here, please take my card."
The applicant hands a business card across the desk. The card reads:
"YOU SUCK (YOU FAT UGLY BASTARD)"
Caption below the panel:
Applicant: "Oh jeez. I'm sorry. That's supposed to be Lou Suck."
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired applicant's face, with a speech bubble continuing the name on the card: "Of the Virginia Sucks"
Interviewer (a man seen from behind, with glasses): "Thank you for the interview, Mr. Johnson, but you aren't really what we're looking for."
Job applicant (a man with orange hair in a yellow shirt): "That's alright. Here, please take my card."
The applicant hands a business card across the desk. The card reads:
"YOU SUCK (YOU FAT UGLY BASTARD)"
Caption below the panel:
Applicant: "Oh jeez. I'm sorry. That's supposed to be Lou Suck."
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired applicant's face, with a speech bubble continuing the name on the card: "Of the Virginia Sucks"
Alt text
A webcomic. In an office, an interviewer (a man with glasses, shown from behind) tells a job applicant: "Thank you for the interview, Mr. Johnson, but you aren't really what we're looking for." The applicant, a cheerful man with orange hair in a yellow shirt, replies, "That's alright. Here, please take my card," and hands over a business card. The card reads in large letters: "YOU SUCK" with smaller text beneath: "(YOU FAT UGLY BASTARD)." A caption below has the applicant adding: "Oh jeez. I'm sorry. That's supposed to be Lou Suck." Votey (aftercomic): a sketchy close-up of the orange-haired man's face as he finishes the name in a speech bubble: "Of the Virginia Sucks" — revealing the card was meant to read "Lou Suck of the Virginia Sucks."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.