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2005-12-01

Original: 2005-12-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Guard (a man in a black suit with glasses, seen from behind): SIR, I CAN'T JUST LET YOU INTO THE PRESIDENT'S PRESS CONFERENCE.
Man with reddish-orange hair in a green jacket: OH?! WELL MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND!
The man holds up a sheet of paper. The paper reads: I HAVE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT

Votey:
A loosely sketched man: Myspace jokes will never get old!

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Main comic: A man with reddish-orange hair in a green jacket grins and raises one hand toward a black-suited security guard (shown from behind, wearing glasses) outside a press conference. The guard says, "Sir, I can't just let you into the president's press conference." The man replies, "Oh?! Well maybe THIS will change your mind!" Below the panel, a hand holds up a handwritten sheet of paper that reads: "I HAVE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT." The joke is that having a Myspace account is treated as impressive credentials. Votey: A roughly sketched smiling man declares, "Myspace jokes will never get old!" — an ironic comment given Myspace's eventual decline.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.