2005-11-26
Original: 2005-11-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blond boy (excited): HEY SUSIE! WANNA SEE WHAT I ATE FOR LUNCH?!
Girl (Susie): EWW! GROSS!
Panel 2:
The boy pulls open the skin of his abdomen, exposing a red interior, as if reaching into his own stomach.
Sound effects: *CHACK* *AGKK*
Panel 3:
Susie vomits a huge green spray.
Sound effect: BLEHHHHH!!!
The boy stands beside her, having pulled something out.
Panel 4:
A hand holds out a torn, stained scrap of paper to the dark-haired boy. The paper is a lunch list reading:
- Sandwich
- carrot sticks
- Juice!
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the blond boy's face. A speech bubble reads: "Ew..."
Blond boy (excited): HEY SUSIE! WANNA SEE WHAT I ATE FOR LUNCH?!
Girl (Susie): EWW! GROSS!
Panel 2:
The boy pulls open the skin of his abdomen, exposing a red interior, as if reaching into his own stomach.
Sound effects: *CHACK* *AGKK*
Panel 3:
Susie vomits a huge green spray.
Sound effect: BLEHHHHH!!!
The boy stands beside her, having pulled something out.
Panel 4:
A hand holds out a torn, stained scrap of paper to the dark-haired boy. The paper is a lunch list reading:
- Sandwich
- carrot sticks
- Juice!
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the blond boy's face. A speech bubble reads: "Ew..."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a grinning blond boy says "Hey Susie! Wanna see what I ate for lunch?!" A dark-haired girl recoils, saying "Eww! Gross!" Panel 2: the boy yanks open the skin of his own belly, exposing a red bloody interior (sound effects *chack* *agkk*), as though reaching inside his stomach. Panel 3: the girl projectile-vomits a giant green spray ("BLEHHHHH!!!") while the boy stands beside her. Panel 4: the twist — a hand simply holds out a torn, food-stained scrap of paper, a written lunch list reading "Sandwich, carrot sticks, Juice!" He literally meant a list of what he ate, not the contents of his stomach. Votey: a loose sketch close-up of the blond boy's face with a speech bubble saying "Ew..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.