2005-10-11
Original: 2005-10-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A press conference scene. At a podium stands a bald, baby-faced figure (the "President Toddler") with arms raised, grinning.
Reporter (standing in the crowd, holding papers, back to viewer): "President Toddler! What do you say to allegations that your administration sold plutonium to rogue nations, then tortured and killed American citizens to hide the truth?"
President Toddler (at podium): "UH! OH!"
The foreground shows the backs of several seated audience members and a hand raised in the air.
Votey:
A close-up of the same baby-faced President Toddler, looking sheepish/apologetic.
President Toddler: "SOWWWYYY" (baby-talk for "sorry").
A press conference scene. At a podium stands a bald, baby-faced figure (the "President Toddler") with arms raised, grinning.
Reporter (standing in the crowd, holding papers, back to viewer): "President Toddler! What do you say to allegations that your administration sold plutonium to rogue nations, then tortured and killed American citizens to hide the truth?"
President Toddler (at podium): "UH! OH!"
The foreground shows the backs of several seated audience members and a hand raised in the air.
Votey:
A close-up of the same baby-faced President Toddler, looking sheepish/apologetic.
President Toddler: "SOWWWYYY" (baby-talk for "sorry").
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a press conference. At a podium stands a bald, baby-faced figure with both arms raised and a big grin. A reporter in the crowd, papers in hand, asks: "President Toddler! What do you say to allegations that your administration sold plutonium to rogue nations, then tortured and killed American citizens to hide the truth?" The toddler-president responds with a cheerful, infantile "UH! OH!" The joke: a head of state accused of monstrous crimes reacts like a toddler caught misbehaving. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same baby-faced president, looking sheepish, saying "SOWWWYYY" -- baby-talk for "sorry."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.