2005-09-08
Original: 2005-09-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man in a blue suit and red scarf sits at a yellow dining table. His head has been violently severed at the neck, with blood spraying upward in droplets and pooling across the table. A severed human head with closed eyes rests on a red platter on the table in front of him. The man's hand holds a spoon dipping into a bowl. The room has framed pictures on the wall and a potted plant on a side cabinet.
Caption (below panel): Todd was really bad with spoons.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the severed head lying on the platter, eyes closed. A thought bubble above it reads: "This sucks."
A man in a blue suit and red scarf sits at a yellow dining table. His head has been violently severed at the neck, with blood spraying upward in droplets and pooling across the table. A severed human head with closed eyes rests on a red platter on the table in front of him. The man's hand holds a spoon dipping into a bowl. The room has framed pictures on the wall and a potted plant on a side cabinet.
Caption (below panel): Todd was really bad with spoons.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the severed head lying on the platter, eyes closed. A thought bubble above it reads: "This sucks."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man in a blue suit and red scarf sits at a yellow dinner table, but his head has been severed at the neck, blood spraying upward and pooling on the table. His own severed head rests on a red platter in front of him while his hand calmly dips a spoon into a bowl. Caption: "Todd was really bad with spoons." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the severed head on the platter, eyes closed, with a thought bubble reading "This sucks."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.