2005-05-16
Original: 2005-05-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Lecturer (a man with curly brown hair, white shirt, red tie): "AS SOCRATES ONCE SAID, 'MWRAU RAGHGRA! MARARR-R-RAGH!'"
Lecturer (continuing, in a separate quote bubble): "'MWAHHH!'"
The lecturer stands at the front of a classroom, arms raised dramatically, in front of a blackboard scribbled with philosophical symbols and partial text ("PL...", a phi symbol, a cluster of circles, "WH... IS A... BUTTE..."). Three students (purple, green, and yellow shirts) sit watching from behind; one holds a paper labeled with scribbled text.
Caption (below the panel): What if Socrates had been a bear?
Votey:
A close-up of a bear's face, looking thoughtful with a paw raised to its chin, with a small thought/speech bubble reading: "RAR?"
Lecturer (a man with curly brown hair, white shirt, red tie): "AS SOCRATES ONCE SAID, 'MWRAU RAGHGRA! MARARR-R-RAGH!'"
Lecturer (continuing, in a separate quote bubble): "'MWAHHH!'"
The lecturer stands at the front of a classroom, arms raised dramatically, in front of a blackboard scribbled with philosophical symbols and partial text ("PL...", a phi symbol, a cluster of circles, "WH... IS A... BUTTE..."). Three students (purple, green, and yellow shirts) sit watching from behind; one holds a paper labeled with scribbled text.
Caption (below the panel): What if Socrates had been a bear?
Votey:
A close-up of a bear's face, looking thoughtful with a paw raised to its chin, with a small thought/speech bubble reading: "RAR?"
Alt text
A lecturer with curly brown hair, a white shirt, and a red tie stands before a blackboard covered in philosophy scribbles (a phi symbol, fragments like 'WHAT IS A...'), arms thrown up dramatically as he addresses three seated students. His speech bubbles read: 'AS SOCRATES ONCE SAID, "MWRAU RAGHGRA! MARARR-R-RAGH!"' and "'MWAHHH!'" — incoherent bear-like roaring quoted as profound philosophy. A caption beneath asks: 'What if Socrates had been a bear?' The votey is a black-and-white close-up of a bear resting a paw on its chin in a thoughtful, contemplative pose, with a small bubble reading 'RAR?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.