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2005-04-11

Original: 2005-04-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A man with brown hair in a green shirt and blue pants stands in a kitchen next to a green refrigerator. A blonde woman in a red tank top and tan shorts stands to the right.

Man: SO... HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE LAUNDRY YET?

Woman: NOPE!

Text on a to-do note stuck to the refrigerator:
TO DO TODAY:
1) Get Groceries
2) Stop Cheating on Bob
3) Laundry!

Votey:

Close-up of the smiling blonde woman's face.

Woman: I HIRED A LAUNDRY GUY.

Alt text

A single-panel comic set in a kitchen. A brown-haired man in a green shirt stands by a green refrigerator and asks a blonde woman in a red tank top, "So... have you gotten to the laundry yet?" She cheerfully replies, "Nope!" A handwritten to-do list taped to the fridge reads: "To do today: 1) Get Groceries, 2) Stop Cheating on Bob, 3) Laundry!" The joke is that amid mundane chores she's casually listed an affair she hasn't ended either. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the woman's smiling face as she adds, "I hired a laundry guy." — implying the laundry guy is the new affair.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.