2005-04-15
Original: 2005-04-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A young man with light brown hair, wearing a yellow shirt, a blue bow tie, and blue suspenders, gestures with an open hand toward an older gray-haired man.
Young man: "I'm sorry, but the name has simply got to change!"
The older man, in a brown suit jacket and tie, shouts back angrily while clutching a red board game box.
Older man: "Damn your politics! It's just a game! The name means nothing!"
The red game box he holds reads: "NAHTZEE!" (a parody of "Yahtzee"), with small dice shown on it.
Caption (below panel): "Of course, Milton Bradley would be far more upset when he learned what new moniker lay in store for his favorite old-time classic, Worship-the-Fuhrer-opoly."
Votey:
A close-up of the older gray-haired man's face, glaring intensely.
Older man: "You are NOT changing 'Fuckers' to 'Checkers'"
A young man with light brown hair, wearing a yellow shirt, a blue bow tie, and blue suspenders, gestures with an open hand toward an older gray-haired man.
Young man: "I'm sorry, but the name has simply got to change!"
The older man, in a brown suit jacket and tie, shouts back angrily while clutching a red board game box.
Older man: "Damn your politics! It's just a game! The name means nothing!"
The red game box he holds reads: "NAHTZEE!" (a parody of "Yahtzee"), with small dice shown on it.
Caption (below panel): "Of course, Milton Bradley would be far more upset when he learned what new moniker lay in store for his favorite old-time classic, Worship-the-Fuhrer-opoly."
Votey:
A close-up of the older gray-haired man's face, glaring intensely.
Older man: "You are NOT changing 'Fuckers' to 'Checkers'"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A young man in a yellow shirt, blue bow tie, and suspenders gestures placatingly toward an angry older man and says, 'I'm sorry, but the name has simply got to change!' The older man, in a brown suit, clutches a red board game box and shouts, 'Damn your politics! It's just a game! The name means nothing!' The box is labeled 'NAHTZEE!' with dice on it -- a Nazi pun on the dice game Yahtzee. A caption below reads: 'Of course, Milton Bradley would be far more upset when he learned what new moniker lay in store for his favorite old-time classic, Worship-the-Fuhrer-opoly.' The joke escalates increasingly offensive board-game name parodies. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the older man's glaring face delivers a final line: 'You are NOT changing "Fuckers" to "Checkers"' -- reversing the premise so the supposedly innocent rename is the objectionable one.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.