2005-04-10
Original: 2005-04-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A single wide panel on a beach. In the sky above the ocean, a glowing figure resembling Jesus Christ descends in a radiant burst of yellow light, arms outstretched. On the sand below, a man with brown hair points excitedly at the figure while a blonde woman beside him raises a camera to photograph it.
Man: LOOK! IT'S THE SECOND COMING!
Woman: OOH!
Sound effects near the camera: *snap!* *snap!* *snap!*
Below the panel, three Polaroid-style photographs are scattered, each showing snapshots of the descending Christ figure against the radiant light. The photos are timestamped "04-10-05 11:59".
Votey:
A close-up of the bearded Christ figure's face, looking annoyed/exasperated.
Christ figure: FUCKIN' PAPARAZZI.
A single wide panel on a beach. In the sky above the ocean, a glowing figure resembling Jesus Christ descends in a radiant burst of yellow light, arms outstretched. On the sand below, a man with brown hair points excitedly at the figure while a blonde woman beside him raises a camera to photograph it.
Man: LOOK! IT'S THE SECOND COMING!
Woman: OOH!
Sound effects near the camera: *snap!* *snap!* *snap!*
Below the panel, three Polaroid-style photographs are scattered, each showing snapshots of the descending Christ figure against the radiant light. The photos are timestamped "04-10-05 11:59".
Votey:
A close-up of the bearded Christ figure's face, looking annoyed/exasperated.
Christ figure: FUCKIN' PAPARAZZI.
Alt text
A wide beach panel: a radiant glowing Christ figure with outstretched arms descends from the sky over the ocean in a burst of yellow light. On the sand, a brown-haired man points and shouts 'LOOK! IT'S THE SECOND COMING!' while a blonde woman beside him snaps photos with a camera, saying 'OOH!' (sound effects: snap! snap! snap!). Three timestamped Polaroid photos of the descending figure lie scattered below the panel. Votey: a close-up of the bearded Christ figure's face, looking irritated, grumbling 'FUCKIN' PAPARAZZI.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.