2005-04-07
Original: 2005-04-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair, wearing a green shirt and blue pants, walks down a city sidewalk with his arm around a blonde woman in a purple dress. He is talking enthusiastically.
Man: "AND THAT'S WHY MOST OF MY APPENDAGES ARE MADE OF DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARKS!"
The woman (Stephie), looking distressed: "WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS?"
There is a banana peel on the sidewalk near them.
Caption (below panel): Stephie had just noticed the wedding ring.
Votey:
A close-up of a great white shark's open, toothy mouth.
Shark: "IT'S PURELY A PHYSICAL THING!"
A man with brown hair, wearing a green shirt and blue pants, walks down a city sidewalk with his arm around a blonde woman in a purple dress. He is talking enthusiastically.
Man: "AND THAT'S WHY MOST OF MY APPENDAGES ARE MADE OF DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARKS!"
The woman (Stephie), looking distressed: "WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS?"
There is a banana peel on the sidewalk near them.
Caption (below panel): Stephie had just noticed the wedding ring.
Votey:
A close-up of a great white shark's open, toothy mouth.
Shark: "IT'S PURELY A PHYSICAL THING!"
Alt text
A cartoon man with brown hair, a green shirt, and blue pants walks down a city sidewalk with his arm around a distressed-looking blonde woman in a purple dress. He says enthusiastically, "AND THAT'S WHY MOST OF MY APPENDAGES ARE MADE OF DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARKS!" The woman thinks, "WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS?" A banana peel lies on the pavement. A caption below reads: "Stephie had just noticed the wedding ring." The joke: she's once again ended up with a deeply unsuitable partner. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of a great white shark's gaping toothy mouth declaring, "IT'S PURELY A PHYSICAL THING!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.