2005-04-03
Original: 2005-04-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A muscular salesman in a red tank top with a large "C" on the chest stands behind a counter, holding up a green gym bag and gesturing toward a sign-up sheet. He pitches enthusiastically:
Salesman: "AND IF YOU SIGN UP RIGHT NOW... BOOYA! FREE GYM BAG!"
A man with orange/flame-like hair, seen from behind in a yellow shirt, listens skeptically with a hand to his face.
Caption (below panel): "This is the crematorium for me!"
Votey:
A loose sketch of the back of a white t-shirt with the words "FEEL THE BURN" written across it in orange.
A muscular salesman in a red tank top with a large "C" on the chest stands behind a counter, holding up a green gym bag and gesturing toward a sign-up sheet. He pitches enthusiastically:
Salesman: "AND IF YOU SIGN UP RIGHT NOW... BOOYA! FREE GYM BAG!"
A man with orange/flame-like hair, seen from behind in a yellow shirt, listens skeptically with a hand to his face.
Caption (below panel): "This is the crematorium for me!"
Votey:
A loose sketch of the back of a white t-shirt with the words "FEEL THE BURN" written across it in orange.
Alt text
Single-panel comic. A muscular gym salesman in a red tank top marked with a big 'C' stands behind a counter, holding up a green gym bag and gesturing at a sign-up sheet, shouting 'AND IF YOU SIGN UP RIGHT NOW... BOOYA! FREE GYM BAG!' Facing him from behind is a man with orange flame-like hair in a yellow shirt, hand to his face, looking skeptical. The caption beneath reads 'This is the crematorium for me!' — punning that the flame-haired man treats the gym not as a place to get fit but as a place to be burned/cremated. Votey: a rough sketch of the back of a white t-shirt with 'FEEL THE BURN' scrawled across it in orange, doubling the fire/burning gag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.