2003-01-27
Original: 2003-01-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with brown hair and glasses, wearing a blue shirt, holds up a stapled paper packet labeled "FINAL EXAM." The exam has a large red circled "F" grade at the top, with rows of crossed-out, marked-wrong answers below.
Person (thought bubble): I HATE SCIENCE.
Caption (below panel): Reason #16 to get your degree in the arts.
Votey:
A simply drawn man's face looks up at a large speech bubble.
Man: I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE A LIVING WRITING BONER JOKES FOR THE INTERNET.
A person with brown hair and glasses, wearing a blue shirt, holds up a stapled paper packet labeled "FINAL EXAM." The exam has a large red circled "F" grade at the top, with rows of crossed-out, marked-wrong answers below.
Person (thought bubble): I HATE SCIENCE.
Caption (below panel): Reason #16 to get your degree in the arts.
Votey:
A simply drawn man's face looks up at a large speech bubble.
Man: I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE A LIVING WRITING BONER JOKES FOR THE INTERNET.
Alt text
A person with brown hair and glasses in a blue shirt holds up a stapled "FINAL EXAM" packet stamped with a big red circled "F," its answers marked wrong. They think, "I HATE SCIENCE." Caption: "Reason #16 to get your degree in the arts." In the votey, a roughly sketched man gazes up at a speech bubble and muses, "I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE A LIVING WRITING BONER JOKES FOR THE INTERNET." — a wink at the cartoonist's own career path.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.