ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2003-02-08

Original: 2003-02-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A tall gray robot with a single large red eye stands against a bright yellow background. It cradles two small dachshunds (weiner dogs) against its chest.
Robot: LOVE EACHOTHER!
One of the dogs: ARF?

Caption (below panel): Weiner dog breeding just hasn't been the same since giant robots conquered Germany.

Votey:
A close-up of a single dog's face in profile, looking content.
Dog (thought bubble): This is so hot.

Alt text

A tall gray robot with one big glowing red eye stands against a yellow background, holding two small dachshunds against its chest and declaring 'LOVE EACHOTHER!' One dog responds 'ARF?' Caption below: 'Weiner dog breeding just hasn't been the same since giant robots conquered Germany.' Votey: a close-up of a dog's face in profile with a thought bubble reading 'This is so hot.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.