2003-01-22
Original: 2003-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald villain in a white outfit stands on a rooftop at night, holding up a knife and grinning. Superman is seen from behind in the foreground, his red cape and blue costume with the S-shield visible.
Bald villain: YOU MAY BE ABLE TO STOP SPEEDING BULLETS SUPERMAN, BUT CAN YOU STOP... A KNIFE?!
Superman: DAMN!
Votey:
A close-up of Superman's face (drawn in a simple sketch style).
Superman: I'M ALSO VULNERABLE TO NUNCHUKS, TREBUCHETS, AND HURTFUL PHRASES.
A bald villain in a white outfit stands on a rooftop at night, holding up a knife and grinning. Superman is seen from behind in the foreground, his red cape and blue costume with the S-shield visible.
Bald villain: YOU MAY BE ABLE TO STOP SPEEDING BULLETS SUPERMAN, BUT CAN YOU STOP... A KNIFE?!
Superman: DAMN!
Votey:
A close-up of Superman's face (drawn in a simple sketch style).
Superman: I'M ALSO VULNERABLE TO NUNCHUKS, TREBUCHETS, AND HURTFUL PHRASES.
Alt text
On a dark city rooftop, a bald villain in a white outfit grins and holds up a knife, taunting: "You may be able to stop speeding bullets Superman, but can you stop... a knife?!" In the foreground, Superman is seen from behind in his blue costume and red cape, replying simply, "Damn!" — conceding that he actually can't. Votey: a close-up sketch of Superman's face as he admits, "I'm also vulnerable to nunchuks, trebuchets, and hurtful phrases."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.