2003-02-10

Main comic (one panel): An orange-haired woman in a red dress sits beside a man in a blue polo shirt at an outdoor table with a rocky backdrop. She tenderly holds his face in both hands and says, "You know it might just be the medication talking, but you're looking pretty hankercranberry octopopopoffpfffblffff..." Her speech dissolves into slurred gibberish mid-compliment. A caption below reads: "And then she kissed me." Votey (aftercomic): A simple hand-drawn pill bottle labeled "ASPIRIN" — revealing the unremarkable, non-intoxicating medication that supposedly made her loopy.