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2002-10-10

Original: 2002-10-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A man sitting at a bar leans back as a glowing green substance (vomit) erupts toward him.
Man: ARE YOU DIVINE INSPIRATION?
Glowing green vomit: NOPE, I'M WHISKEY. TIME TO PUKE!

Votey:
A person's face leaning over, with a stream of vomit issuing from their mouth.
Text: SINGLE MALT PUKE!

Alt text

Main comic (one panel): An overhead view of a balding man in a green shirt seated at a wooden bar, holding up his hand as a large mass of glowing yellow-green vomit surges across the bar toward him. Scattered on the bar are an empty bottle, a cork, and some food. He asks, 'ARE YOU DIVINE INSPIRATION?' The glowing green vomit replies, 'NOPE, I'M WHISKEY. TIME TO PUKE!' The joke: he hopefully mistakes drunken nausea for a moment of artistic inspiration, and it bluntly corrects him.

Votey (aftercomic): A simple line drawing of a face tilted sideways with a stream pouring from the mouth, captioned 'SINGLE MALT PUKE!' — a pun on premium single-malt whiskey.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.