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2002-11-06

Original: 2002-11-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Two characters sit across a green table from each other. On the left is a man in a striped black-and-white shirt, a black domino mask, and a black wide-brimmed hat (styled as the Hamburglar). On the right is a green-skinned zombie with bulging yellow eyes.

Hamburglar: ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Zombie: BRAAAINS...
Hamburglar: ROBBLE, ROBBLE!
Zombie: BRAAAINS!

On the table between them: a small hamburger on a plate, a cup and saucer in front of each character, and a yellow box of food in the center.

Caption (below panel): Appointing The Hamburglar as ambassador to Zombie Island was rapidly proving to be a mistake.

Votey:
A close-up of the Hamburglar's face, mask and red hair visible, mouth open in a worried/grimacing expression with teeth showing. A hamburger is perched on top of his head.

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. At a green dining table, the Hamburglar (a man in a striped shirt, black domino mask, and wide-brimmed hat) sits across from a green, yellow-eyed zombie. The Hamburglar's speech bubbles say 'ROBBLE ROBBLE!' and 'ROBBLE, ROBBLE!' while the zombie's say 'BRAAAINS...' and 'BRAAAINS!' Neither can communicate in normal language. On the table sit a hamburger, two cups of coffee, and a box of food. The caption reads: 'Appointing The Hamburglar as ambassador to Zombie Island was rapidly proving to be a mistake.' Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the Hamburglar's worried, grimacing face with a hamburger sitting on top of his head.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.