2002-09-22
Original: 2002-09-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman stands at a podium in front of red theater curtains, smiling and gesturing/pointing to one side.
Woman (at podium): "Welcome to our new wildlife club! Let's introduce ourselves, shall we? You there, the angry gentleman loading the pistol."
Caption (below panel): Cindy never could account for the unpopularity of Club Baby Seals.
Votey:
A simply drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: "Is it because we beat puppies to death"
A blonde woman stands at a podium in front of red theater curtains, smiling and gesturing/pointing to one side.
Woman (at podium): "Welcome to our new wildlife club! Let's introduce ourselves, shall we? You there, the angry gentleman loading the pistol."
Caption (below panel): Cindy never could account for the unpopularity of Club Baby Seals.
Votey:
A simply drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: "Is it because we beat puppies to death"
Alt text
Main comic: A blonde woman stands smiling at a podium in front of red theater curtains, gesturing toward someone off to the side. Her speech bubble reads: "Welcome to our new wildlife club! Let's introduce ourselves, shall we? You there, the angry gentleman loading the pistol." A caption below the panel reads: "Cindy never could account for the unpopularity of Club Baby Seals." The joke: she runs a 'wildlife club' literally named after clubbing baby seals and is baffled that attendees are hostile. Votey (aftercomic): A crudely drawn cheerful face with a speech bubble innocently asking, "Is it because we beat puppies to death" — naively suggesting an even worse reason for the club's bad reputation.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.