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2002-10-03

Original: 2002-10-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A leprechaun in a green suit and top hat sits atop a large golden pot at the end of a rainbow, gesturing toward a person whose head is visible in the lower right foreground.
Leprechaun: "SORRY LADDY, BUT THERE BE NO GOLD HERE!"

Caption (below panel): This was the "painful bowel obstruction" end o' the rainbow.

Votey:
A close-up of a smiling person's face. An off-panel speaker addresses them.
Off-panel speaker: "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?"
Smiling person: "I JUST CAME FROM THE DELIGHTFUL BOWEL OBSTRUCTION END O' THE RAINBOW"

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A cartoon leprechaun in a green suit and top hat sits on top of a giant golden pot at the foot of a rainbow, against rolling green hills under a bright sun. He gestures at a person whose head is seen from behind in the lower-right foreground, and says, "SORRY LADDY, BUT THERE BE NO GOLD HERE!" A caption below the panel reads: This was the "painful bowel obstruction" end o' the rainbow. Votey (aftercomic): a rough line-drawing close-up of a person grinning. An off-panel voice asks, "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" The grinning person replies, "I JUST CAME FROM THE DELIGHTFUL BOWEL OBSTRUCTION END O' THE RAINBOW" — implying the other, unpleasant end was a relief to leave.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.