2002-12-29
Original: 2002-12-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man (Dr. Bradford) with long hair and a mustache stands proudly beside a large purple-windowed carriage. Harnessed to the carriage in place of horses is a cow.
Cow: MOO.
Caption: After decades of development, Dr. Bradford finally reveals the world's first horseless carriage.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's smiling face, with a speech bubble above him.
Man: The cow runs on thorium!
A man (Dr. Bradford) with long hair and a mustache stands proudly beside a large purple-windowed carriage. Harnessed to the carriage in place of horses is a cow.
Cow: MOO.
Caption: After decades of development, Dr. Bradford finally reveals the world's first horseless carriage.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's smiling face, with a speech bubble above him.
Man: The cow runs on thorium!
Alt text
A man with long hair and a mustache stands proudly next to a fancy carriage with large purple windows. Instead of horses, the carriage is harnessed to a single cow, which says "Moo." Caption: "After decades of development, Dr. Bradford finally reveals the world's first horseless carriage." The joke: it's still animal-powered, just by a cow instead of a horse. Votey: a close-up of the grinning inventor declaring, "The cow runs on thorium!" — doubling down on the absurd pseudo-science.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.