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2002-12-24

Original: 2002-12-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (main comic):
A man in a red jacket and bow tie stands at a bar or stage with a crowd of purple-toned silhouetted spectators behind him. He is tipping a drink up to his mouth, drinking from it. A wisp of smoke rises at left and small empty shot glasses sit on the counter in front of him.
Man (thought bubble): Voila.

Caption (below image): Harry Houdini does his famous "escape from reality" trick.

Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, eyes half-lidded and bleary, looking intoxicated.
Man (speech bubble): NOW TO SNORT MY WAY BACK FROM THE NETHER WORLD.

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel. A man in a red jacket and bow tie stands before a crowd of purple silhouetted onlookers at a bar, tipping a drink back to gulp it down, with empty shot glasses and a wisp of smoke on the counter. His thought bubble reads "Voila." The caption below reads: Harry Houdini does his famous "escape from reality" trick. The joke recasts heavy drinking as a magician's escape act. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the same man's face, eyes half-closed and visibly drunk, saying "NOW TO SNORT MY WAY BACK FROM THE NETHER WORLD" — implying he'll use cocaine to come back from his drunken stupor.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.