2003-01-02
Original: 2003-01-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A disheveled, wild-eyed news anchor with reddish hair sits at a news desk, leaning forward and pointing aggressively at the camera, holding a crumpled paper in his other hand.
Anchor: "IN TODAY'S NEWS, MY WIFE IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HARLOT!"
Desk logo: "THE NEWS AT NINE"
Caption (below panel): There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage.
Votey:
The same anchor, drawn in a loose sketch style, looks downcast with a sad expression.
Anchor (speech bubble): "This just in: I'M SO LONELY!"
A disheveled, wild-eyed news anchor with reddish hair sits at a news desk, leaning forward and pointing aggressively at the camera, holding a crumpled paper in his other hand.
Anchor: "IN TODAY'S NEWS, MY WIFE IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HARLOT!"
Desk logo: "THE NEWS AT NINE"
Caption (below panel): There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage.
Votey:
The same anchor, drawn in a loose sketch style, looks downcast with a sad expression.
Anchor (speech bubble): "This just in: I'M SO LONELY!"
Alt text
A disheveled, wild-eyed TV news anchor with reddish hair leans across his desk, pointing furiously at the camera and clutching a crumpled paper. His speech bubble reads, 'IN TODAY'S NEWS, MY WIFE IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HARLOT!' The desk bears the logo 'THE NEWS AT NINE.' A caption beneath reads: 'There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage.' Votey (aftercomic): the same anchor, now sketched looking dejected and sad, says, 'This just in: I'M SO LONELY!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.