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Kickstarter Launch!

Original: Kickstarter Launch! on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Top banner (ad text):
HEY GEEKS!
THIS IS AN AD COMIC FOR A KICKSTARTER WE'RE DOING. THE MAIN OFFERINGS ARE A NEW COLLECTION OF COMICS ABOUT PARENTS AND COPIES OF MY NEW KIDS' BOOK WITH SPECIALLY-MADE SIGNED BOOKPLATES.

CLICK ANY TIME TO CHECK IT OUT.

AND IF THAT DOESN'T INTEREST YOU, CLICK BACK FOR TODAY'S REGULARLY SCHEDULED UPDATE.

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like red hair and beard: ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO I WAS TALKING WITH A FRIEND ABOUT DOING A COMPILATION OF PARENTING COMICS. WE MAKE THE BABY JOKES, THEN WE GET THE CASH! IT'S EASY!

Panel 2:
Man with red hair (gesturing): HE RAISED A GOOD POINT.
Friend (off-panel speech): SHOULDN'T YOU, LIKE, HAVE KIDS BEFORE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT PARENTING?

Panel 3:
Man with red hair (with a determined expression): AND SO A PLAN WAS HATCHED.

Panel 4:
Man with red hair (to a woman wearing glasses): WIFE! I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE A BOOK!
Woman with glasses: HUH?

Panel 5 (caption banner): 12 YEARS LATER
The man, now older with gray streaks in his hair and beard, stands holding two small children.
Man: NOW FOR PROFIT!

Final panel (book covers / promo):
Two book covers shown. Promo text:
PARENTING
AN SMBC COLLECTION
& SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME
AVAILABLE ON KICKSTARTER DURING MAY 2026!

Alt text

An SMBC "ad comic" promoting a Kickstarter. A yellow top banner addresses "Hey geeks!" and explains this is an ad for a Kickstarter offering a new collection of parenting comics and copies of a new kids' book with signed bookplates, inviting readers to check it out or click back for the regular update. The comic itself is a sequence of panels featuring a man with bright flame-like red hair and beard. Panel 1: he excitedly says that about 15 years ago he was talking with a friend about doing a compilation of parenting comics — "We make the baby jokes, then we get the cash! It's easy!" Panel 2: "He raised a good point" — the friend asks, "Shouldn't you, like, have kids before writing a book about parenting?" Panel 3: with a determined look, "And so a plan was hatched." Panel 4: he turns to a woman in glasses (his wife) and announces, "Wife! I need your help to make a book!" and she replies "Huh?" Panel 5, captioned "12 years later": the man, now older with gray in his hair, holds two small children and declares "Now for profit!" The joke is that he literally had children over 12 years just to qualify to write the parenting book. The final panel shows two book covers and promo text: "Parenting, an SMBC collection" and "Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home," available on Kickstarter during May 2026.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.